A guy was in line at the supermarket when he noticed that a rather hot blonde behind him had raised her hand and smiled hello to him. He was rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him, and although familiar he couldn't place how he knew her.
He composed himself and said: "Sorry, do you know me?"
She replied "I may be mistaken, but I thought you might be the father of one of my children."
His mind raced back to the one and only time he had been unfaithful. "Oh, my God", he said, "aren't you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table in front of all my friends while your girlfriend whipped me with wet celery stalks?"
"No," she replied, "I'm your son's English Teacher."
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